you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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