bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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You. Win. At. Life.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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