he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Randomize
