that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
ttyl tear gas
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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