I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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