That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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