is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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