I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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