Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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