How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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