And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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