hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
The best revenge is premature balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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