trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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