Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just invented taco cereal.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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