the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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