Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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