'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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