waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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