Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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