I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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