CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No I am not eating basil off your cock
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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