So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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