True but thats because hes a fetus.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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