im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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