are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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