Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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