Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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