: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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