Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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