Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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