in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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