quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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