You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
