maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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