Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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