singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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