Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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