I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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