Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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