May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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