Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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