It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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