No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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