fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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