did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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