i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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