I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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