super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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