Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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