He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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